Jose explains the Stamford Bridge pitch

"Sometimes you see beautiful people with no brains. Sometimes you have ugly people who are intelligent, like scientists, our pitch is a bit like that. From the top it's a disgrace but the ball rolls at normal speed." - Jose Mourinho

Oh come on! This pitch is a mud bath, that's not good for the beautiful game. Of course that's no problem for Chelski who play the money game not the beautiful game.